Why even announce this to everyone? You could have at least been cheeky about it and said something more amusing like, "Flaccid pass." Seeing as it affected you so strongly that you felt the need to share with the community-at-large here that strong feeling. Saying "hard pass," just makes me think you were using the word hard there like a *wink* *wink* of sorts, and you did actually like it. Or it was a Freaudian slip, maybe. Whatever. Hope you felt better after posting that. I know I'm happy now that I got to write out the phrase, "flaccid pass," not once, but twice. So funny.
Stay hard!......... or flaccid.... pass.